Laughter, the Best Medicine.

3.Interesting.

At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas. After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man. "Say, is this really a healthy place?" "It sure is," the man replied. "When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed." "That's wonderful!" said Bill. "How long have you been here?" "I was born here."

2.Fair Enough

A 55-year-old man who was born on May 5, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, who's lucky number is 5 receives a phone call from a friend. The friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.00 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5 to win. Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth.

1.Misunderstanding.

Two men are admitted to the hospital. Too weak to speak, they sleep for days. After two weeks, the first man gets the strength to point to himself and say, "American." His room-mate says, "Canadian." Exhausted they pass out. Two weeks later, the American summons the strength to speak again. "Shawn," he says in a frail voice. "Dave," his room-mate squeaks. They both fall back into a deep sleep. Two weeks later, Shawn rouses himself enough to speak. "Cancer," he says. Dave clears his throat and says, "Sagittarius."